1. It’s Hot
2. The Hot Water Knob in Our Shower has no Useful Function
3. The Lizards Here can Jump, Sneaky Little Buggers
4. Anyone who Brought Even 1 Sweater is an Idiot … *blush*
5. Dehydration + Extreme Heat = A 4 Hour Nap
6. Mont Tout is Where all the Drugs are
7. There are no Marked Bus Stops. The Buses Just Drive Their Route and Look for the White People
8. Mischievous Mr. Sun Likes to Whack the White Girls and Make Them Cry
9. Mosquitoes Think my Legs are Juicy
10. It’s Hot