22 Week Pregnancy Update

Posted by on April 13, 2013

It’s getting real around here folks!

Now to answer all your burning questions:

1. Showing much yet?

Judge for yourself 🙂

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2.  How’s the nausea?

Meh, not bad. I still have my moments but thankfully the “throne worship” has decreased to about once a day.

3. Is he moving?

Um, is he ever NOT moving? I was so excited about the little tiny kicks that I downloaded a kick counter app on my phone. I have since thrown in the towel even trying to track them now. He seems to do a little belly jig (lots of little kicks) on average about five or six times a day. Whacked his daddy in the head one night while he was trying to listen. That was fun. They are still those sweet little (non-painful) butterfly kiss kind of kicks. But Dave is pretty sure he felt something! Early mornings, just before bed and after I eat seem to be his favorite times to play. Wonder if that is foreshaddowing anything …

4. Are you going to get stretch marks like everyone else?

I hope not! At least they aren’t showing up yet. Come on Palmers CoCo Butter, don’t let me down!

5. Weight gain?

Yes, it has happened. I have gained almost 15 lbs. Fifteen more and I will be the fattest I have ever been my whole life. Don’t ask. Sophomore year of college was hell.

6. Names?

None. Not even close. Still haven’t even discussed it yet.

7. Alright, dish on all the crazy preggers lady moments …

I claim that my crazy moments are not entirely my own fault. Babies suck the brains right out of ya! There have been a few moments when I feel about as intelligent as Jessica Simpson during her famous “Chicken of the Sea” incident. If you have been on the receiving end of one of my many insensitive brain fart moments, I sincerely apologize. Sometimes I sit back and think, did I really just say that? Just know that I love you and anything insensitive was completely unintentional. 🙂

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